The 16 Best TV Theme Songs of All Time
Brass fanfares, synth instrumentals, rapped origin stories and a few notes everyone can hum without knowing why. Where do you stand?
1Cheers"Where Everybody Knows Your Name", regularly voted the greatest theme in television history.1000pts
2The SimpsonsDanny Elfman's carnival fanfare, played over a different couch gag every week.663pts
3The X-FilesMark Snow's whistled melody, built around a delay pedal left on by accident.631pts
4FriendsThe Rembrandts' "I'll Be There for You", complete with four handclaps.546pts
5The SopranosAlabama 3's "Woke Up This Morning", played over a drive from the Lincoln Tunnel to New Jersey.546pts
6The Fresh Prince of Bel-AirWill Smith's rapped origin story, the rare theme viewers can recite from memory.546pts
7Mission: ImpossibleLalo Schifrin's 5/4 spy theme, still the franchise's signature six decades on.473pts
8Game of ThronesRamin Djawadi's cello theme over a clockwork map of Westeros.473pts
9Star Trek: The Original SeriesAlexander Courage's 1966 fanfare, soaring strings over a wordless soprano.387pts
10The Muppet ShowThe vaudeville overture that ends with Gonzo's trumpet ruining the final note.387pts
11Doctor WhoDelia Derbyshire's 1963 electronic realisation, made on tape loops before synthesizers existed.284pts
12Miami ViceJan Hammer's synth instrumental, a Billboard number one in its own right.284pts
13The Addams FamilyVic Mizzy's harpsichord vamp and two finger snaps.0pts
14The Twilight ZoneMarius Constant's twelve unnerving notes, shorthand for the uncanny ever since.0pts
15Stranger ThingsKyle Dixon and Michael Stein's analogue-synth pulse and red neon lettering.0pts
16Hawaii Five-OMorton Stevens' brass-and-surf-drum blast over a crash zoom.0pts
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Comments
Four handclaps and a charting single made the cut among sixteen themes; a slap bass re-recorded for almost every episode did not: https://youpick.best/articles/friends-vs-seinfeld-ranked https://youpick.best/articles/game-of-thrones-ranked-many-ways
Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein wrote a theme nameable in four notes; Will Smith wrote one people recite word for word. Both turn up again here: https://youpick.best/articles/stranger-things-ranked-many-ways
















