Big eyes, short legs, no coordination — evolution figured out what humans melt for and then overdid it. Fifteen candidates, all guilty.
1KittenFits in a palm, attacks its own reflection and falls asleep mid-pounce.1000pts
2LambBounces vertically for no reason anybody has adequately explained.777pts
3PigletPink, fast and audible from three fields away.678pts
4Baby SlothClings to its mother for months and moves like it is underwater.555pts
5Panda CubBorn pink and blind at the size of a stick of butter, then grows into a meme.555pts
6DucklingFollows the first moving thing it sees and complains the whole way.555pts
7Otter PupFloats on its mother's chest and screams when set down.555pts
8Penguin ChickA grey ball of down standing in a crowd of identical grey balls.555pts
9PuppyOversized paws, no coordination and a tail that arrives a second late.0pts
10Elephant CalfHas no idea what the trunk is for and spends months finding out.0pts
11FawnSpotted, folded up in long grass and holding perfectly still.0pts
12Red Panda CubA ringed tail longer than the animal attached to it.0pts
13Fox KitAll ears and mischief, tumbling outside the den in early summer.0pts
14Baby Sea TurtleHatches in the dark and sprints for the sea on the first day of its life.0pts
15Koala JoeyRides on its mother's back long after it could walk.0pts
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Puppies and kittens enter in their strongest form and still have to beat a panda cub born pink, blind and the size of a stick of butter: https://youpick.best/articles/dogs-vs-cats-ranked
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