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The 21 Best South Park Characters of All Time

By YPB Team

From foul-mouthed troublemakers to gentle-hearted outcasts, this lineup spans two decades of Colorado chaos. Cast your vote!

  1. Wendy Testaburger — ranked #11
    Wendy Testaburger
    Stan's on-and-off girlfriend and the show's sharpest, most socially conscious student.
    1000pts
  2. Satan — ranked #22
    Satan
    The surprisingly sensitive, insecure Prince of Darkness who just wants love and respect.
    1000pts
  3. Kyle Broflovski — ranked #33
    Kyle Broflovski
    Cartman's morally outraged foil and frequent target, known for earnest speeches.
    918pts
  4. Mr. Garrison — ranked #44
    Mr. Garrison
    The unstable, ever-morphing elementary teacher who's been a puppet-wielding weirdo and even U.S. President.
    893pts
  5. Timmy Burch — ranked #55
    Timmy Burch
    A wheelchair-using student whose vocabulary is mostly his own name, beloved for his heart.
    893pts
  6. Stan Marsh — ranked #66
    Stan Marsh
    The relatively level-headed protagonist and Kyle's best friend, often the show's moral center.
    824pts
  7. Craig Tucker — ranked #77
    Craig Tucker
    The deadpan, middle-finger-flashing kid who leads his own rival friend group.
    809pts
  8. ManBearPig — ranked #88
    ManBearPig
    Randy's mythical climate-change monster, later revealed to be tragically real.
    809pts
  9. Towelie — ranked #99
    Towelie
    A wisecracking, perpetually stoned anthropomorphic towel that became a cult icon.
    809pts
  10. Eric Cartman — ranked #1010
    Eric Cartman
    The foul-mouthed, scheming ringleader of the core four boys and the show's most iconic anti-hero.
    809pts
  11. Officer Barbrady — ranked #1111
    Officer Barbrady
    The dim, easily-distracted town police officer, a recurring source of small-town-cop satire.
    714pts
  12. Jimmy Valmer — ranked #1212
    Jimmy Valmer
    A disabled, aspiring stand-up comedian known for his stutter and relentless optimism.
    714pts
  13. Mr. Hankey — ranked #1313
    Mr. Hankey
    A sentient, singing piece of Christmas poo who is the show's bizarre holiday mascot.
    714pts
  14. Kenny McCormick — ranked #1414
    Kenny McCormick
    The poor, hood-muffled kid who dies and returns in outlandish ways almost every episode.
    604pts
  15. Tweek Tweak — ranked #1515
    Tweek Tweak
    The jittery, coffee-addicted, anxiety-ridden kid known for his relationship with Craig.
    604pts
  16. Butters Stotch — ranked #1616
    Butters Stotch
    The naive, endlessly good-hearted kid whose innocence makes him a fan favorite.
    476pts
  17. Heidi Turner — ranked #1717
    Heidi Turner
    Cartman's on-off girlfriend in later seasons, used to satirize toxic relationships.
    476pts
  18. Scott Malkinson — ranked #1818
    Scott Malkinson
    The diabetic classmate whose catchphrase made him a modern-era fan darling.
    476pts
  19. Ike Broflovski — ranked #1919
    Ike Broflovski
    Kyle's much younger adopted brother, a running gag magnet for absurd abuse.
    476pts
  20. Big Gay Al — ranked #2020
    Big Gay Al
    The flamboyant, unfailingly cheerful gay character who ran his own boat ride business.
    325pts
  21. Token Black — ranked #2121
    Token Black
    One of the school's few Black students, often the show's pointed commentary on tokenism.
    143pts

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