The 21 Best South Park Characters of All Time

From foul-mouthed troublemakers to gentle-hearted outcasts, this lineup spans two decades of Colorado chaos. Cast your vote!

1. 1
   Eric Cartman

   The foul-mouthed, scheming ringleader of the core four boys and the show's most iconic anti-hero.
   1000pts

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2. 2
   Satan

   The surprisingly sensitive, insecure Prince of Darkness who just wants love and respect.
   944pts
3. 3
   Towelie

   A wisecracking, perpetually stoned anthropomorphic towel that became a cult icon.
   909pts
4. 4
   Stan Marsh

   The relatively level-headed protagonist and Kyle's best friend, often the show's moral center.
   882pts
5. 5
   Wendy Testaburger

   Stan's on-and-off girlfriend and the show's sharpest, most socially conscious student.
   810pts
6. 6
   Timmy Burch

   A wheelchair-using student whose vocabulary is mostly his own name, beloved for his heart.
   787pts
7. 7
   Kenny McCormick

   The poor, hood-muffled kid who dies and returns in outlandish ways almost every episode.
   787pts
8. 8
   Officer Barbrady

   The dim, easily-distracted town police officer, a recurring source of small-town-cop satire.
   713pts
9. 9
   Craig Tucker

   The deadpan, middle-finger-flashing kid who leads his own rival friend group.
   630pts
10. 10
    Butters Stotch

    The naive, endlessly good-hearted kid whose innocence makes him a fan favorite.
    629pts
11. 11
    Mr. Hankey

    A sentient, singing piece of Christmas poo who is the show's bizarre holiday mascot.
    629pts
12. 12
    Tweek Tweak

    The jittery, coffee-addicted, anxiety-ridden kid known for his relationship with Craig.
    629pts
13. 13
    ManBearPig

    Randy's mythical climate-change monster, later revealed to be tragically real.
    533pts
14. 14
    Jimmy Valmer

    A disabled, aspiring stand-up comedian known for his stutter and relentless optimism.
    533pts
15. 15
    Heidi Turner

    Cartman's on-off girlfriend in later seasons, used to satirize toxic relationships.
    420pts
16. 16
    Ike Broflovski

    Kyle's much younger adopted brother, a running gag magnet for absurd abuse.
    420pts
17. 17
    Mr. Garrison

    The unstable, ever-morphing elementary teacher who's been a puppet-wielding weirdo and even U.S. President.
    420pts
18. 18
    Kyle Broflovski

    Cartman's morally outraged foil and frequent target, known for earnest speeches.
    286pts
19. 19
    Token Black

    One of the school's few Black students, often the show's pointed commentary on tokenism.
    0pts
20. 20
    Scott Malkinson

    The diabetic classmate whose catchphrase made him a modern-era fan darling.
    0pts
21. 21
    Big Gay Al

    The flamboyant, unfailingly cheerful gay character who ran his own boat ride business.
    0pts

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