# The 21 Best South Park Characters of All Time

> From foul-mouthed troublemakers to gentle-hearted outcasts, this lineup spans two decades of Colorado chaos. Cast your vote!

*By YPB Team · Published September 9, 2026 · https://youpick.best/ranking/the-21-best-south-park-characters-of-all-time*

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1. **Wendy Testaburger** — score 1000/1000
   Stan's on-and-off girlfriend and the show's sharpest, most socially conscious student.
2. **Satan** — score 1000/1000
   The surprisingly sensitive, insecure Prince of Darkness who just wants love and respect.
3. **Kyle Broflovski** — score 918/1000
   Cartman's morally outraged foil and frequent target, known for earnest speeches.
4. **Mr. Garrison** — score 893/1000
   The unstable, ever-morphing elementary teacher who's been a puppet-wielding weirdo and even U.S. President.
5. **Timmy Burch** — score 893/1000
   A wheelchair-using student whose vocabulary is mostly his own name, beloved for his heart.
6. **Stan Marsh** — score 824/1000
   The relatively level-headed protagonist and Kyle's best friend, often the show's moral center.
7. **Craig Tucker** — score 809/1000
   The deadpan, middle-finger-flashing kid who leads his own rival friend group.
8. **ManBearPig** — score 809/1000
   Randy's mythical climate-change monster, later revealed to be tragically real.
9. **Towelie** — score 809/1000
   A wisecracking, perpetually stoned anthropomorphic towel that became a cult icon.
10. **Eric Cartman** — score 809/1000
   The foul-mouthed, scheming ringleader of the core four boys and the show's most iconic anti-hero.
11. **Officer Barbrady** — score 714/1000
   The dim, easily-distracted town police officer, a recurring source of small-town-cop satire.
12. **Jimmy Valmer** — score 714/1000
   A disabled, aspiring stand-up comedian known for his stutter and relentless optimism.
13. **Mr. Hankey** — score 714/1000
   A sentient, singing piece of Christmas poo who is the show's bizarre holiday mascot.
14. **Kenny McCormick** — score 604/1000
   The poor, hood-muffled kid who dies and returns in outlandish ways almost every episode.
15. **Tweek Tweak** — score 604/1000
   The jittery, coffee-addicted, anxiety-ridden kid known for his relationship with Craig.
16. **Butters Stotch** — score 476/1000
   The naive, endlessly good-hearted kid whose innocence makes him a fan favorite.
17. **Heidi Turner** — score 476/1000
   Cartman's on-off girlfriend in later seasons, used to satirize toxic relationships.
18. **Scott Malkinson** — score 476/1000
   The diabetic classmate whose catchphrase made him a modern-era fan darling.
19. **Ike Broflovski** — score 476/1000
   Kyle's much younger adopted brother, a running gag magnet for absurd abuse.
20. **Big Gay Al** — score 325/1000
   The flamboyant, unfailingly cheerful gay character who ran his own boat ride business.
21. **Token Black** — score 143/1000
   One of the school's few Black students, often the show's pointed commentary on tokenism.

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